mckenna jarrell who the hell spiked my punchlineTumblr (3.0; @nutsmysuck)http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://veryghostlythoughts.tumblr.com/post/47948290206/today-while-at-work-a-guy-came-in-and-brought-10" target="_blank">veryghostlythoughts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today while at work a guy came in and brought 10 dozen eggs. After I gave him his change and the last bag of eggs he looked at me with the most serious expression ever and said “eggcellent” before walking away and I swear in that moment I had never been happier to sell a man eggs</p> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423753594http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423753594Thu, 02 May 2013 02:52:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ishipitlikeups.tumblr.com/post/49236683136/dantheinsane1-ishipitlikeups-nobody-asked-me" target="_blank">ishipitlikeups</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dantheinsane1.tumblr.com/post/48968842177/ishipitlikeups-nobody-asked-me-to-prom-so-i" target="_blank">dantheinsane1</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ishipitlikeups.tumblr.com/post/48966308178/nobody-asked-me-to-prom-so-i-took-my-calculator" target="_blank">ishipitlikeups</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.</p> </blockquote> <p>Pics or it didn’t happen</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3cee15fcb22db877703077ebe3a78e55/tumblr_inline_mm1ugsHHdW1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>His name is T.I.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bc31efa9215b1a89acf2273edbe22a14/tumblr_inline_mm1uekLeX01qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>He brought me flowers.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a24fc690f1ccd340e6733786b29f9ccd/tumblr_inline_mm1urjyr1E1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Obligatory outdoor photos.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/53bd15409bae47d9ab943dc8087448e3/tumblr_inline_mm1ul3ZzA51qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Here I am, introducing him to friends.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8f892baf1633323f1461e81648fccc3d/tumblr_inline_mm1umj6XUX1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>A close-up shot of his dashing visage.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0a9de3c8ad406df572f4f426be3079cd/tumblr_inline_mm1uohaAPk1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine imported silk.</p> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423533341http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423533341Thu, 02 May 2013 02:45:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/587d14ed33b676075870afd8b4b75a74/tumblr_mlvb00rkPH1qz581wo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b99c59bcd58633ea75cf7921c937843/tumblr_mlvb00rkPH1qz581wo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e2263b47576ea8866349f5dc0c95750/tumblr_mlvb00rkPH1qz581wo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.thefunniestblog.com/post/49416629113/buzzfeed-parenting-youre-doing-it-right" target="_blank">fuckyeahlaughters</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/48935637730/parenting-youre-doing-it-right" target="_blank">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Parenting: you’re doing it right. </p> </blockquote> <p><br/><br/></p> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423455931http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423455931Thu, 02 May 2013 02:43:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/868bde6412c52d4c0fa0cf592fb7a714/tumblr_mm4pr5suoO1qz6f9yo6_500.jpg"/><br/> irina werning<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de7acde70be293fa713e4b8d5e85d8d9/tumblr_mm4pr5suoO1qz6f9yo2_500.jpg"/><br/> irina werning<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f4fd1adac7f09aaf5e578e4074d1a38/tumblr_mm4pr5suoO1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/> irina werning<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a33bd6c51ada76acba572847126c794c/tumblr_mm4pr5suoO1qz6f9yo5_500.jpg"/><br/> irina werning<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5dfe99303333268c1c0554317165b7b2/tumblr_mm4pr5suoO1qz6f9yo4_500.jpg"/><br/> irina werning<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/379411144ccdeedba48eafd676bc85b5/tumblr_mm4pr5suoO1qz6f9yo3_500.jpg"/><br/> irina werning<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vanillish.tumblr.com/post/49411392676/powahhh-these-are-always-the-coolest-are-we" target="_blank">vanillish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://powahhh.tumblr.com/post/49401914110/these-are-always-the-coolest" target="_blank">powahhh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>these are always the coolest </p> </blockquote> <p>are we just going to ignore this</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7a2621794ed4cab17e020df1ca21263f/tumblr_inline_mm5hjpIo3a1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423386034http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423386034Thu, 02 May 2013 02:41:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d669d20b63f6eb30d7cf14f4d0b7f6d5/tumblr_mltsxkoZQn1r9rf16o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b631b2ed7120445d1f3fc00d3d48a55e/tumblr_mltsxkoZQn1r9rf16o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423145394http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423145394Thu, 02 May 2013 02:34:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c6cc1d81fa428a9e89282ca764854823/tumblr_mlj64iwNsf1r78zoxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423130019http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423130019Thu, 02 May 2013 02:33:46 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catswithbenefits.tumblr.com/post/49414539350/why-is-everyone-is-making-fun-of-amanda-bynes" target="_blank">catswithbenefits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why is everyone is making fun of amanda bynes!? how would you feel if your mom was stranded in a hot air balloon??</p> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423120119http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423120119Thu, 02 May 2013 02:33:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/38dfa583b6102c88cbc5615e01fa295e/tumblr_mm5mcw4UhD1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/49418184367/looks-like-walmart-raised-its-low-prices-via" target="_blank">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Looks like Walmart raised its low prices. <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1dj2t5/walmart_raised_its_low_prices/" target="_blank">via</a></p> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423099753http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423099753Thu, 02 May 2013 02:32:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mjkfFi761qlyfsao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423076873http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49423076873Thu, 02 May 2013 02:32:14 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unfollower.tumblr.com/post/48579723826/timoodles-there-is-a-town-called-sandwich-in" target="_blank">unfollower</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timoodles.tumblr.com/post/36194411649/there-is-a-town-called-sandwich-in-massachusetts" target="_blank">timoodles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>there is a town called sandwich in massachusetts</p> <p>there are literally police cars labelled sandwich police</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtpkvhzzE1qh31vz.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>i live in Cumming don’t talk to me</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6e9e1f2ebc67ffa73d4f8225039ff534/tumblr_inline_mlmwbuvEvO1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422933465http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422933465Thu, 02 May 2013 02:28:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvicb2Nr4c1ql8ap1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sluttyoliveoil.tumblr.com/post/45403464489/the-biggest-mystery-in-my-life-is-the-story-behind" target="_blank">sluttyoliveoil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the biggest mystery in my life is the story behind this picture</p> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422824498http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422824498Thu, 02 May 2013 02:25:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutxisfinq1qhzxtto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutxisfinq1qhzxtto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutxisfinq1qhzxtto3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutxisfinq1qhzxtto4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-beard.tumblr.com/post/49239241691/sairiously-onlythefinerthingsinlife-what-the" target="_blank">a-beard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sairiously.tumblr.com/post/49226248801/onlythefinerthingsinlife-what-the-fuck-is" target="_blank">sairiously</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.shakeupthesky.com/post/13039641210" target="_blank">onlythefinerthingsinlife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHAT THE FUCK</p> </blockquote> <div>Is that my roommate</div> </blockquote> <p>no that’s marilyn monroe</p> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422719301http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422719301Thu, 02 May 2013 02:22:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ynfqOdrZ1r89sewo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422706698http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422706698Thu, 02 May 2013 02:22:01 -0400‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.<br /> 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.<br /> 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.<br /> 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422680725http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422680725Thu, 02 May 2013 02:21:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xp26tWvS1r94o0vo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bettythetl.tumblr.com/post/20494773199/mr-radical-soon" target="_blank">bettythetl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mr-radical.tumblr.com/post/20458686106/soon" target="_blank">mr-radical</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SOON.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422529789http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422529789Thu, 02 May 2013 02:17:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/49419064982/when-the-answers-to-a-question-on-a-test-are-in" target="_blank">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>when the answers to a question on a test are in another question</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3iqjrBwSQ1r6wmly.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422490465http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422490465Thu, 02 May 2013 02:16:22 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galaxys4.tumblr.com/post/49392080521" target="_blank">galaxys4</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what the *looks around for adults* hell</p> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422462409http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422462409Thu, 02 May 2013 02:15:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/88aecda2b14262c1b6e57505f4268896/tumblr_mihzi4Liky1qe9h84o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crybabycurtis.tumblr.com/post/43535608872" target="_blank">crybabycurtis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sle4zy.tumblr.com/post/43535218062/now-thats-determination" target="_blank">sle4zy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>now that’s determination</p> </blockquote> <p>I think Rachel is actually me.</p> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422426154http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422426154Thu, 02 May 2013 02:14:40 -0400<blockquote> <p><span>feeling sad sucks wtf who even invented feelings </span></p> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422403092http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422403092Thu, 02 May 2013 02:14:03 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thekoldiaries.tumblr.com/post/49347865930/riddlemetom-sweden-has-invented-a-carbonated" target="_blank">thekoldiaries</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://riddlemetom.tumblr.com/post/49125828784/sweden-has-invented-a-carbonated-water-that-tastes" target="_blank">riddlemetom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sweden has invented a carbonated water that tastes exactly like chocolate milkshake this could be the cure for obesity where is <span>the nobel prize </span></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/23aa1adea8109377bdd16d09c9bc12e6/tumblr_inline_mm43mqTBEa1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422392779http://nutsmysuck.tumblr.com/post/49422392779Thu, 02 May 2013 02:13:46 -0400